Actual status updates from my Facebook, because my "friends" there just don't get me.
True
story: chatting with a friend over whether or not we could use magnetic
silly putty to stop a Dalek invasion, or at least slow them down until
the Doctor gets here. I know what you're thinking: "Dude, that's not
real you know." But it turns out it actually is! Thinking Putty. Oh,
wait, you meant Daleks aren't real? Well that's just silly! Don't come
crying to me when the invasion begins.
Followed by:
By
the way, my friend from my earlier status says I'm not allowed to refer
to him as "my friend" anymore. So, from here on out, he's my gigolo.
See how accommodating I am?
And then actual chat message from said "friend", er gigolo:
I disallowed you from something? I don't think I have that authority
Well, I'm glad we cleared that up.
